A Puggle's Perspective

I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf I'm gonna barf

Blllleegh hack oh horrible life! Gaaaahk hork oh the humanity! Huuglb...oh, that was not much - apologies for amaking a terrible scene. Please, let me outside as that is where I am supposed to be when abarfing. Thank you.

You know, I could ause some leftover chicken...you horrible woman.

Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris, let me lick your face. It was only a very small about of barf, nothing to be aconcerned about.

WE'RE GOING TO THE PAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!! I will spin in circles to aindicate my excitement.

What tha?! Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey...there was a f@#king cat in my kennel. Agoddammit! Worst life EVER!