I bought bagels. The 18 year olds working the counter both called me ma'am. Then one said my plaid shirt was cute. I left confused. Do they think I'm old? Do they really like my shirt? Kris solved it. He told me they thought it was cute that I was trying to be hip with a fashionable shirt. Joke's on him though because I'm pretty sure plaid hasn't been fashionable since 1996.
