I found this text message exchange in my drafts. I don't
know how old this is. Three years maybe. Clearly I felt it was important enough
to save and then immediately forget. Here you go - a glimpse into our marriage:
Kris Foster: Griff just texted me that she farted on your
pillow
Alexandra Foster: Ya
Alexandra Foster: Lol
Alexandra Foster: Well she sharted on yours
Kris Foster: She also liked all of your grapes
Alexandra Foster: Licked?
Alexandra Foster: Or liked as in ate them all
Kris Foster: Licked, grapes aren't good for her
Kris Foster: I don't have any grapes to shart on
Kris Foster: Infinity no return
Kris Foster: Ha
Kris Foster: I win
Alexandra Foster: You're crazy
Alexandra Foster: I'm putting this on the internet
Alexandra Foster: Also thanks for reminding me that I have
grapes to eat. They're crisp and delicious.
Kris Foster: Not anymore
Alexandra Foster: Well she didn't get the ones I brought to
work
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