Good morning! Thank you for letting me asleep on your arm last night. I had delightful dreams.
Ahhhhhwwwwrr! I love a morning stretch.
You will shower today, yes? I will await on the bathmat until you are finished then I will lick your feet and stand in your way. An enchanting morning ritual!
What is that you are aflushing down the toilet? Lemme see lemme see lemme see!!!!
What is this now? You have aplaced these socks here for me to chew? Marvelous.
Whaaaat! You are putting them on your feet? Surely then, you have aplaced this brazier here for me to chew? No? But all I have left to grind between my lonely teeth is your pillow and this measly blanket. OUTRAGE! Now take me outside to poop and then congratulate me with a carrot THIS INSTANT!
I feel there was a cat in the yard recently. This upsets me. Let us go back upstairs so I may arifle through your laundry, chew a roll of toilet paper and ultimately stare at you while you dry your hair with that beastly contraption that at once intrigues and haunts me.
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